Category Archives: Daily Life

Opt-in vs opt-out

It’s that age old question. When you’re designing a website, do you have an opt-in or opt-out form?

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I mean that question that says “Please tick here if you do not wish to receive details of new products”. Thats an opt-out, because you have to tick, to opt yourself out of receiving stuff. If it was something you had to tick to say “Yes I am happy to receive special offers”, that’s an opt-in.

Anyway, the long and short of this is that PC World seem to have been unable to make up their mind, and gone for both. As demonstrated by this gem of a form at the end of buying or reserving something:

Brilliant, isn’t it.

Better than that, they seem to have also signed up my relative for some sort of account, from the looks of the email that arrived in her inbox shortly after. All this to reserve one item to pick up in store.

And when we arrived to pick it up, it wasn’t in the reservation area, so they got one off the shelf. Which is the same experience of ring-and-reserve I’ve had now three times in PC World stores. First time they picked one off the shelf. Second time they checked the system, said they had 5, but couldn’t find any. It doesn’t work like Argos’ excellent ring-and-reserve service, that’s for sure.

Help the (almost) homeless

Those who know me well, will know that my relationship with my girlfriend has ended. In recent articles, I’ve referred to her as my “ex-girlfriend”, “my girlfriend” (while in my head I’m thinking the past tense) or even the “most-recent girlfriend” (due to the amount of job applications I’ve been applying for recently). It’s a fairly amicable split. We’ve been through the unhappy stage, and the “wishing it could be different” stage. We’re currently living together, in a 1-bedroom flat, and neither of us has burnt the other’s possessions. We’re not having screaming rows, or anything.

This can’t continue though. She needs to get on with her life, and find a more successful man, with less of a fear of commitment, who wants to get married and have children, etc. I need to move out.

This would be pretty easy were it not for the fact that I’m unemployed at the moment. I need to put in a claim for Housing Benefit, while I’ve still got an address to put on the application forms that doesn’t start with “sister’s sofa”, or “park bench”.

But that’s the easy bit. The harder bit is where the hell I’m going to live? Continue reading Help the (almost) homeless

GCSE results day

Apparently, it’s GCSE results day today, but as I’m 29 and don’t have kids, I only found this out via Twitter.
Yes – today’s the day when everyone seems to get A* results, girls do slightly better than boys, and the newspapers are full of rehashed reports that exams are getting easier.

But who wants to know about Jonathan getting his 15 A*s, really? Nobody. I think it’s much more interesting to look at the other end of the spectrum, and see what the worst result was.

Take me, for example. My worst GCSE result was an F in Art. I’ve told people in the past, that this means it says “F..Art” on the results sheet. This probably isn’t true. I bet they list the subjects first, THEN the results. It’s been so long since I looked at the official paperwork I can’t remember. I’m not going to look now, in case it actually is “Art..F” and ruins what is the only perk of totally flunking a subject.

I’d say the reason why I got an F is something of a selection of bad choices. I hated art, but I had to choose art, drama or music from a kind of “arts” section.
My inability to play an instrument in music would probably have involved some singing, and I didn’t want that. And I couldn’t take the public performance aspect of drama. I know you only put on shit plays in the school hall that nobody really watches, but even still – no.

So art it was. Continue reading GCSE results day

BJSProductions.co.uk vs ben-park.co.uk

The moment has finally arrived. It’s been going on for a while now, getting closer and closer, and it has finally happened.

As of right now, this blog has had as many visits in a month, as BJSProductions.co.uk (home of mine, @lordhyperbole‘s and another guy’s radio/podcast stuff) has had in a year!

Proof? Fine!

Here it is: Continue reading BJSProductions.co.uk vs ben-park.co.uk

News of the World. Boycott?

Not so long ago, I had a job working in a 24-hour petrol station, and mostly nights. This meant I had the rare opportunity to see newspapers coming in (in the morning), and unsold ones going back (in the evening).

Because of the events that have come to light this week regarding alleged phone hacking, there’s a lot of talk on Twitter about boycotting Murdoch’s newspapers (specifically the News of the World), or telling newsagent owners about the terrible rubbish in the papers.

Let me give you my reasons, why I think this won’t make any difference: Continue reading News of the World. Boycott?

Some Blog Statistics

I’ve just been checking my Google Analytics statistics for this blog, and I spotted a couple of interesting things.

1. I got more visitors from Twitter than Google.

Last month – for the first time ever, more people visited this blog as a result of clicking a link on Twitter (web), than from Google. Only just, but still – that’s the first time that’s happened.

2. Sadly, this isn’t because I have a legion of followers.

Continue reading Some Blog Statistics

I hope Tom leaves The Apprentice soon

Tom Pellereau

I’m generally a fan of The Apprentice. During the last series, I started writing (on this blog) a post about how I was considering stopping. I never posted it, but here’s a very brief excerpt:

“We don’t as a society, respect and reward con-artists. Whatever happened to selling a quality product?”

It was a happy post (clearly!), mostly about how everything was to do with money, and none of these teams would survive longer than the two-day “task” if they had to attract repeat business from satisfied customers.

Last night’s episode saw two teams create new biscuits. I love biscuits. Always have.

Table in my living room, on a day like any other.

Continue reading I hope Tom leaves The Apprentice soon